When someone said, “I don’t believe in God because there are too many wicked people in the world,” Billy Bland replied, “Well, I guess I don’t believe in soap because there are just too many dirty people in the world.”
Drink one drink and you’re one drink drunk. - Carl Garner
It is possible to lie while singing hymns to God. - Burt Jones
One transgression unrepented of will keep us out of heaven and send us to hell. - Don Walker
A greedy preacher is about as useful as a square circle. - Tim Ayers